Tagged !!

Monday, February 25, 2008

I have been tagged. By dreamy doodle do. So much has been happening recently that I couldn't decide which one incident to write about. Whether it should be about the 21$ I lost out in a casino in Atlantic City, or the worst hangover I ever had from excessive drinking or my Albanian friend whose laptop I formatted and can't make it work again, I simply had no idea. Now the tag thing solves the problem. And in any case, my quota of cribbing about my ohh-so-pathetic life is filled. :-P So onto the tag..........forward march.

Life ten years ago:

Was pretty simple. School was about everything my world consisted of. The journey in a chartered bus, fighting with kids from other schools, getting late into the first class everyday, standing half of the day in front the Principal's room, running around and creating a whole lotta ruckus with my huge group of friends during the tiffinbreak and what not. Puberty was settling in, we were becoming more and more interested in "late night movies" in local cable channels and graphic discussions of several human organs. The girls we have been studying with since the very childhood suddenly started putting on weight, at the right places and before we knew, they were young ladies. And we were those confused brats who had no clue about what's going on and kept fighting over some girl we liked. Then there was cricket. All types. Plastic balls, paper balls, "cambis" balls, rubber balls, deuce balls, you name it we tried it. Everyone used to put a lot of effort in the cricket field. Not because there was a tremendous hype with the resurgence of "Dada", but only because the guys who played well got some more attention from girls. :P Nowadays, I don't even watch cricket. And I don't remember the last time I played a serious game myself. Yeah! Ten years is a looooooooong time. :-(

Life Five years ago:

I was a second year student in St.Xaviers, Kolkata. I loved my college. I spent most of it in the canteen or in the common room, playing carrom. The rest were spent in drunken sessions in Olypub and relentless "bridge" playing sessions in Victoria Memorial or GoRer MaTh. I dated a girl, who did nothing other than calling me, for a few months. Then she demanded that I marry her and that was the end. I weighed around a 110kgs, sported a really fearsome frenchcut and didn't expect any better girl to date me. Still, I was perfectly happy with my life. I wish I could say that now too. :P

Life tomorrow:

Will be good. Really good. I have only one class of duration one hour in the morning. And the rest of the day I can sleep. Or even daydream. Or maybe cook chicken masala for myself.
On second thoughts, I would rather stick to sleeping and daydreaming.

Five locations I would love to run away to:

1)Kolkata
2)New York City( it sooooo reminds me of Kolkata)
3)Shantiniketon(with my friends, a car and a lot of booze)
4)Honnah Lee(I miss my school days. I don't wanna be Jacky Pepper :( )
5)Dikshunyopur(wherever that may be)

Five bad habbits I have:

1)Procrastination. I was born lazy.
2)Bunking classes. I do that for no apparent reasons.
3)Overestimating my capabilities. I will have to stop leaving the studying till an hour before the finals. I WILL HAVE TO!
4)Thinking a lot about stuff I can't possibly do.
5)Telling the wrong things to wrong people. I have fucked up big time because of this. And I don't want a repeat show.

Five things I will never wear:

1)Monkey caps.......I would rather have my nose fall off from frost bite.
2)Fluorescent green shirts........my mother once tried to make me wear one. I tore it. :-|
3)Body hugging tee-s........simply because I don't quite have a physique worth showing off.
4)Pants which are not blue, black or maybe some shade of khaki..........I had a red cargo pant once upon a time. I wore it once or twice. They are aesthetically jarring. Really.
5)Moonglasses or whatever they are called.........you know, the lighter shade sunglasses some dumbheads wear all night long . I abhor them. Completely.

Five biggest joys at this moment:

1)Some of my writings have been published. Yay! Mostly in webzines and one in the printed edition of a little magazine. Double Yay!
2)I finally have a camera of my own. I have wanted a good digicam since like forever. Now that I have it, I am really happy.
3)I haven't had a haircut for 6 months. And for the first time in my life I actually can tie my hair into a nice little ponytail. How good is that!
4)That other day a young mexican waitress said that she can't tell whether I'm over 21 and wanted to see an age proof. That was the MOST unbelievable thing to happen in recent times. She actually might have liked me. :D
5)I am negotiating with a travel agent presently. For the air ticket back to home. And that very thought is more than enough reason to make me happy.


Something to achieve by next year:

A Masters degree and a good advisor.

Something that impacted me last year:

A somebody rather. Lets leave it at that.

What will I miss about 2007:

Just those random aDDa sessions in the three months I stayed in Kolkata. And nothing else.

Five things I want to do before I die:

1)Watch every good film ever made. I am doing fine till now. And make at least one myself.
2)Write two books. One on statistics and the other, an anthology of my poetry.
3)Buy my parents a new house.
4)Visit a few places like Paris, Athens, Venice and Bueinos Aires with somebody I will be in love with. :P
5)Watch Manchester United rip the arses off the Arse-anals in Old Trafford. From the stands of course( I can see it on Tv every single year, thats no big deal). RED TILL I DIE !!!!!!

That was long! Phew! I refuse to suffer alone. So I tag Jhumu, Bimbo , The Nymphetamine and whoever wants to do it. Ciao !



A rather pornographic letter.

Monday, February 4, 2008

The new year didn't exactly have the most interesting start. In fact, its got to be one of the most boring new years I have ever had, Or will have, ever. The campus bus-es weren't running, I being a poor poor grad student, didn't have a car; as a result the liquor shop wasn't quite accessible, it was effing cold, my internet connection got screwed; and for some strange reason I, of all persons, deleted my goddamn orkut account. The resultant of so many different vectors can be difficult to find at times. In this case though, the answer's quite elementary. BOREDOM! A faint ray of hope as we made plans to go to Washington DC. As luck would have it, even that plan didn't work out. Sigh! The year was twenty four days old and yet I had nothing happening in my life that I could blog about.
Now there are persons who don't need things happening to blog. Some blog about ad jingles they used to hum as kids, some about trash cans, some about surreal imageries they cook up concerning dust particles or whatever. And all I can manage to do is go and try some wisecracks at their sincere efforts. Gosh! I am so pathetic. :-(
Ahh, come the twenty fifth day and something out of the box happened. Finally. In the afternoon I went up to my mail box and found a letter with "urgent" written on the envelope. I hurried back home and tore up the envelope. Inside was a self addressed return envelope and a strip of paper. I read the paper once, couldn't believe my eyes, read it twice , couldn't believe it still. It said if I signed the paper and sent it back in that envelope provided, some generous company is going to send me three dvds full of hardcore xxx porn! And that too, for free! Can you beat it? :-D
And alongwith the porn, I also had something to write about. For free, again.


P.S: Ohh, just in case you were interested. Though good porn can be a nice way to kill boredom, I didn't send back the form. Instead, I opened a new orkut account.

I want the world to know I am happy as can be

Friday, December 28, 2007




Its party time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good times, wonderful things happening, fridge full of wine and cocktail bottles, what else do I need? So, hic hic houk houk.................

Rare achievements and random questions.

Saturday, December 15, 2007

Last thursday I had an exam. And it went....ahhhh....thhikthaak. Nothing extraordinary till now, you say?? I couldn't agree more. Ohh, just a small fact. Before the exam I sat tight in a effing library for three goddamned hours and, ummmm, kinda studied(*makes a straight face*). My mother didn't believe a word of this though. But I seriously did it. I did sit there inhaling the highly polluted air(the air in all libraries are, by default). For the first time in my life I spent more than ten minutes in a library. And I went about bragging about it to two people I know. One retaliated "only three hours? so whats the big deal?". Yeah! She hasn't known me long. The other person simply asked "are you alright?" Thats more like it, methinks.



I was walking around the campus this morning with my new camera in my hand. Clicking anything and everything that took my fancy. In the process I clicked the following pic. And I have been lost in thought since then.......



Should I continue with statistics? Or join the above department? Statistics, I am not so confident about. But alcohol studies, I can surely master the subject(*evilish grin*).

Apart from my future career prospects, another question's been haunting me for a few days. What more should I write in my blog? I have tried personal experiences, moral lectures, absolutely over the top cribbings, lame attempts to entertain etc. etc. What else can I try? And I came up with this. I will from now on, write film reviews too! Not all films, mind it. Only the best that there is. And, my next post will be the first of the lot. So, wait till I come back with my review of one of the most intriguing films ever made in India.........................

Tuesday, December 11, 2007




It was a dark dark place. Suddenly, a light flickered. It wasn't much of a light, though. Still, it bore promises. The wind blew hard at it. The light didn't blow out. It burst into a flame instead. Then it rained. Heavily. For months. The flames didn't die. It broke into a fire. It has been snowing since. The prolonged frigidity has taken its toll. The fire has only got brighter than ever.

And the place has only got darker. Than ever.

Random songs and Tags!

Monday, December 3, 2007

Rules:

1. Put your MP3 player on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.

3. You must write the name of the song no matter what. No cheating!

I got tagged by
pNuTu . I had no idea about this whole "tagging" stuff. Thanks to the lady for guiding me. The whole concept seems to be pure fun. And my grad-student life is too fun-starved to ignore this. Its also a nice way to spend a lazy sunday afternoon. So, fasten your seat belts. Here I go......

IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY?” YOU SAY?

I can't breathe anymore(David Gilmour) –
that's a wonderful start!

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Ananda Sen(chandrabindoo) - uh! maybe......

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

tumi sondhyaro meghomala (Kabir Suman) –this is turning out to be
great!

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Aar jaani na(Chandrabindoo) –
should have been the answer to the next question! :P

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?


Prostuti (Kabir Suman) – for? apocalypse, maybe. :D

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Money (Pink FLoyd) - wowwwww!!!!!! thats so kewl! :D

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Aashay aashay bose achhi(Gautam Chattopadhyay) – sorry to disappoint you guys. I don't have enough money to make ISDs. :(

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?

Dinga bhasao saagor-e(Protul Mukhopadhyay) –the surname's right I guess. And I don't get the connection. :(

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Megh kaalo aaNdhar kalo. (Hemanta Mukherjee) –
Wtf! thats typical sado-masochistic. typical me. :P

WHAT IS 2+2?

The ghost song (The Doors) -
thats surrealism at its best. B-)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Let me live (Queen) – is he that bad?

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Mother (Pink Floyd) - WTF! I am not an incest for god's sake!

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Tini bridhho holen(Kabir Suman) – I oughtta use some anti-ageing creme
. Even the lappy knows! :(

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Aaguner poroshmoni(Sreekanta Acharya) -
beware all. I am Hot. :P

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Tomake dekhchhi(Kabir Suman) –
that is what I call a perfect match!

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Hallowed be thy name (Cradle of Filth) –
should have been better the other way round.

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Moron re tNuhu momo shyamosoman (Kanika Bandyopadhyay) –
my! my! this lappy's got some sense of humor!

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

aamar saadh na miTilo aasha na purilo(Pannalal Bhattacharya) – =))

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Tora ke jabi (Debabrata Biswas) –
as in?

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Headless cross(Black Sabbath) –
I am the antichrist. B-)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Purono guitar (Anjan Dutta) –
nostalgia?

WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS?

Manush chena daay (Moheen-er ghoRaguli) – Thats the moral of the story folks. :D

Writing so many things has been an ordeal. So I plan on taking revenge. I tag the dreamy and the sociological siren. Shoo girls, go go.......

Uh oh erm........

Friday, November 30, 2007

One of my orkut-friends(well, we are more than just orkut-friends now) wrote this blogpost about happiness. That is, about what happiness is and how we, the mere mortals spend our lives looking for it etc etc. And she quoted some of my wise wise words in her post. Being the wise person that I am, I expect to be quoted more often. But when was this world fair enough? Ok. That wasn't the point. I was just trying to say that even I can speak loads of good shit about happiness and stuff. Just like Taran Adarsh can be a good film critic.

What? You think Mr.Adarsh writes shit? Well well, he praised "Om Shanti Om" quite highly. And THAT is reason enough to make him a good film critic.


A few days back I was watching this slasher flick. And I reallized that I had always wanted to be a serial killer.



And thats the first step towards it. I have toiled much to make myself look like the most happening serial killer in India now. By the way, that guy has an unique way of killing people. Guess how? With his over the top music and nauseating nasal tone. Add to that his fine array of adjectives which consists of "excellent, mind blowing, fantastic, wonderful" and rebellious dressing sense. I can swear, he will kill you for sure and that too, in style.


Ok, its two in the morning and my thought process is far from being coherent. One of these days I am going to die of overdose. Of sleep, that is. But the brave knows no bounds. So I am off to sleep once again. With a promise to come back soon, with something darker. Much on my usual line. Till then, adios!