Last night me and two friends drove to the Newark Liberty International airport to pick up a friend who was coming back from India. When we reached the gates, this friend of ours hasn't arrived and so we decide to wait for him. But the cops won't let us wait there. So we have to get out on the highway, drive around for some time and then come back. And we inevitably lose our way, ending up in a shady neighborhood in Newark city at 11:30 in the night. Now, Newark has a predominantly black and hispanic population and has had its share of mugging, gunshots, arson, sexual assaults and murder. Quite more than any other city in New Jersey. So we drive around for some time, trying to get back on the highway. Finally we stop at this pizza place and a huge black guy comes over to us menacingly. He raises his giant hands, greets us and on learning that we have lost our way, directs us quite cordially. We then try to follow his directions and get lost again.
We finally found our way but that is not the point. From the day I have stepped my foot in this country, I have heard about black men terrorizing unsuspecting whites or asians at every street corners. But all I have got from them till now are huge smiles, warm "hello, how ya doing today?"s. And now, this. I guess not everyone around me is a racist. Perhaps its me who's lucky. And I am not complaining.
Oh, my Albanian and Italian roomies were having a heated discussion a few days ago. They were counting how many places they have been to, that the other hasn't seen. Clearly the Italian guy was winning. And then the Albanian guy asked him "have you ever been to Albania?". The Italian answered "no". To this the Albanian replied "well well, I have been to Albania. quite a lot of times". Rich, huh?
Penned down by Hatturi Hanzo at 4:27 PM 3 blabberings
Ah! The pain, the pain! At times it almost kills me. But mostly, it keeps me going :)
Penned down by Hatturi Hanzo at 4:12 PM
A night at the University.
10th December, 2008 will always be a memorable day. I had a homework due. A homework that needed a lot of computer programming and bits of statistics also. Now, the statistics I can do at home. But for the programming part I needed to go to my department lab which is like 7-8 minutes walking distance from my place. I had been planning to get this over with for the entire last month. But somehow, the cold weather with occasional drizzles and my special talent in procrastination prevented me from doing it. Also, my lack of memory didn't help my cause. Otherwise I could have done it on any of the numerous occasions I went to the department to do a class or for some other purpose. So, I was there sitting on my living room couch at 11 in the night, thinking that I should do something about the homework. And I decide to have dinner. Normally I hate cooking. But now since I have more important work to do, cooking feels great. So I cook musur daal, double dim-er omelette, a torkari with mixed vegetables and bhaat and have a sumptuous dinner. All this takes about an hour. Then it occurs to me that I really need to do some programming. So I have some ice cream(irish creme flavored) alongwith sherry. By the time I finish its already 12:30 and its started to drizzle. Alarmed by the dire situation in hand I get dressed, arm my backpack with chips, a bottle of pepsi and an umbrella and start walking towards the department. When I reach there, I am quite soaked and the umbrella is as dry as Canada(that'll put Sidhu to shame). So, I go up to the lab which is expectedly quite empty and work for half an hour and bored, start reading Calvin & Hobbes from the internet. Now, Calvin & Hobbes is a wonderful creation in itself. I have been rediscovering it in the last few months. And nothing other than Calvin and Calvino has moved me in that time. Anyways, I was having a great time exploring the space with Spaceman Spiff when a friend buzzed me in gmail. One may wonder what has gmail got to do with statistical programming. I would like to bypass the question. While chatting with him, I discovered that Facebook has lots of things to play around with. Around 3:00 I suddenly reallized that I have done almost nothing and went back to work and around 3:05 I reallize that I lack the expertise to do the work remaining. Relieved, I go back to Calvin and my pack of chips, which by the way were great. I tell you Doritos nacho cheese is too good. Its a bit spicy, so you cant possibly have it with liquor. It will then definitely give you acidity which is bad. But with pepsi they are great. A lot of people don't like Doritos. I wonder why. I even like their plain tortilla chips which taste awesome with salsa. Anyway, when the chips finishied, I had nothin to eat. And I decided to take a walk through the department. Now, I tell you taking a walk through a 7 storey building at 4 in the morning can be creepy. But I, being the ever valiant Knight of Bichiland, took a tour of the whole building. At every passage I thought it would be great if a serial killer jumps me or a Japanese girl with her hair all over her face starts crawling at me out of nowhere. Nothing of the sorts happened and I found myself infront of a cookie vending machine some half an hour later. Living. Unscathed. And bored. Thus went the saga till 10:00 in the morning when I finally called up my senior and and asked for his help. He immediately asked me to come over to his place. On reaching he offered help. And breakfast. Which was indeed a bigger help. I spent another hour there and figured out the problems. Later he dropped me home and I let myself drop on the bed and delve into unconsciousness. So, whats so special about the night? Almost a day and a half without sleep? Naah, I have done that. But almost 10 hours in a lab? Thats something I have never dreamt of doing. And one day when this blog will be no more, I can even boast to people that I actually worked for those 10 hours :D
Penned down by Hatturi Hanzo at 2:30 PM 8 blabberings
Agdum Bagdum Tag-dum
Amio tag korbo. Byas! Churi kore holeo korbo :D
1.What does your user name mean?
The None? Just signifies the non-entity that I am. More interesting should be my gmail username. Bichienator. Which is a convex combination of Bichi and Terminator. The latter because I am a fan and the former because it was my nickname in high school :D
2. Elaborate on your user photo:
My pseudo-intellectual look photo complete with a red punjabi and a Satyajit pose.
3. How many comments do you have?
4 in the last post. Tar modhye ekTa abar amar nijer kora.
4. What's your current relationship status?
Single. Ami ekaaaaaaaa. Ekmebadwitiyom! :(
5. What exactly are you wearing right now?
A pair of shorts.
6. What is your current problem?
That I have a download limit.
7. What do you love most?
Thinking. I think so much that I tend to lose my sleep.
8. What makes you most happy?
Inactivity.
9. Are you musically inclined?
Sort of.
10. What would you do if you woke up one morning and found out you were on cocaine?
Thank Clapton for it.
11. If you could go back in time, and change something, what would it be?
The two days I couldn't sleep. I would like to sleep through them.
12. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would you be?
A bear. In hibernation.
13. Ever have a near death experience?
Naah.
14. Name an obvious quality you have?
I can bore people?
15. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
"Ha daiyaa hum ka bataye duty double sasuraar mein". Serioulsly. Listen to it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fevXWdQn0PI
16. Are you happy today?
Ecstatic.
17. Who will cut and paste this to first?
How should I know?
18. Name someone with the same birthday as you:
My friend Sambit Gan. I used to call him "jonogon".
19. Do you have a secret crush on someone?
Yes, yes. Cobie Smulders, please. The lady's hot!
20. Do you have a garbage disposal in your kitchen sink?
Jani na to!
21. Have you ever been in a fight?
Yes. Lots. In school. Over chocolates, girls and cricket.
22. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
Music tests till class four. I used to sing the national anthem every year.
23. What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex:
The hair. My friends think its the ass though. They don't believe I can think highly about women.
24. Whats your biggest mistake?
Keeping the lid of a vodka bottle open for two days. Almost all the vodka vanished in thin air.
25. Say something totally random about you?
I drool when I sleep without a pillow. And I often dream of tentacles growing out of my body.
26. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Yes. A few people said I look like Robert Mitchum, Danny Trejo, Biplab Chatterjee and Satyajit Ray :D
27. Are you comfortable with your height?
I would like to be two inches taller. That way no one can complain that I am shorter than a specific friend of mine.
28. What is the most romantic thing someone has ever done for you?
Whisper to me at seven in the morning.
29. What is your favorite smell?
The smell of dark chocolate. Makes me forget everything.
30. What's something that really annoys you?
Waking up.
31. What's something you really like?
Chocolates. Coffee.
32. Do you give random hugs and kisses?
I don't find any takers.
33. What's the latest you have ever stayed up?
At a stretch? Almost 36 hours.
34. Have you ever been rushed to the emergency room?
Never been to an emergency room.
Jaah! Shesh! Aar ki kora jaay bhabi :(
Penned down by Hatturi Hanzo at 3:07 PM 8 blabberings
Holde molaaT
Bangla panus have always amazed me. The extremely interesting descriptions of the human body, the very peculiar sound effects and the wonderful titles, what more could you possibly want? I still remember the first book I read. It was called "Shashurir Joubon". During the school days, with no cd's or dvd's handy, these books were all we got. We used to get them from footpaths in College street, outside Shealdah railway station and later from old book sellers in Golpark. But we still were oblivious of things more worthy than these books. We didn't know bangladeshi panu books existed. Now, thanks to the wonderful thing called internet, we have access to the treasury of Bangladeshi panus. And god, they are the most raw and purest of literatures. They are works of art in themselves. The minute I am moved by the narrative in "Foxy begum saheba", I go on to read "Jounotar bondore nishidhho sukh" and wonder silently at the sheer creativity of the author. I really wish these authors will get their due credits someday. I, for one, would never forget their contributions in contemporary bengali literature.
And I am particularly happy because someone I know also writes bangla panu in her blog. Go and see if you can find them :D
Penned down by Hatturi Hanzo at 1:43 PM 7 blabberings
Labels: bangla, bangladeshi, bengali, contemporary, literature, panu, porn
I have suspected it for long. Now I have proof. Alcohol does open the floodgates of my creativity. I have been planning to write this short story for the last two months. I know exactly what I want to write. But somehow, I couldn't decide on the how part. Last night, a peg of Jack on the rocks and voila! I hope to finish it in a few days time and send it to where I want.
P.S: IIM Indore released their yearly online puzzle Klueless 4 a few days back. And I am already loving it. Those interested can check at Klueless . All the best.
Penned down by Hatturi Hanzo at 2:03 PM 7 blabberings
This must be the end. I am sure. In a few days I will either drift to complete insanity or die. I can tell. The sign, is, here.
Oh about the sign, I spent an hour on my bed, turning all possible ways, trying all possible postures and still couldn't sleep.
Did I mention I bought myself these two large size posters?

And as a result got the below for free. Yay!!
I watched Amir Khan's new film "Ghajini"s trailer. Its supposedly a hindi remake of Nolan's "Memento" where Amir puts on a blue shirt and dances around on a sea beach and sings romantic songs. So much so for Nolan's ass. Anyway, the trailer turned out to be a good comic relief as I fell off my chair laughing. And now, some persons may come after me and actually try to kill me as I write out the next sentence. "Taare zameen par" seems to have been chosen as India's oscar entry which goes on to show why we haven't won any in all these years. And to think of it, the selection committee in all probabiliies haven't even heard of "No smoking". At this point of time, I say "peace!" and talk about other not-so-controversial things.
I dreamt that I had won the first prize in a bangladeshi quiz show hosted by Chandril Bhattacharya and received a free tram ticket to Dhaka downtown. I had no idea whether the bangladeshi's were aware of the uptown, downtown concept till I came across this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv-eTzb2BH4
Wonderful creation, this.
Penned down by Hatturi Hanzo at 1:00 PM 9 blabberings
